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1. Hinder/Papa Roach
2. Blink-182/Green Day
3. ACDC/Metallica
4. Tool/A Perfect Circle
5. Matchbox Twenty/Savage Garden
6. KoЯn/Disturbed
7. Paramore/Flyleaf/Evanescence
8. Godsmack/Shinedown/Crossfade
9. Senses Fail/Panic! At the Disco
10. Three Days Grace/30 Seconds to Mars
11. System of a Down/Static-X
12. Miley Cyrus/Avril Lavigne
13. The Eagles/The Beatles
14. Slipknot/Stone Sour
15. Kid Rock/Limp Bizkit
thx

Okay, my mother is buying him a new PS2 because his old one broke down. I can’t buy him another game because he has a million of them and only plays one at a time. (for a very very long amount of time).
I have bought him many cap, t-shirts, jackets, of his favorite sports teams, so no to that.
He hates going shopping in any stores so gift cards are a big no-no.
He has like every tool or gadget known to man!!!
We have a garden and he likes decorations for it, but…we usually make them ourselfs, he takes pride in things like that…
I am just completly stumped this year to what to get him! HELP ME PLEASE!

1) My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
fungus growing in it.
2) … and he’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I
just can’t take it anymore.
3) … it’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
4) I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt
my knob off.
5) I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he
put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
6) … and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls
against my fence.
7) I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet
roof.
I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
9) I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the
wall.
10) Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife
tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. We are getting
married in September and we would like it in the garden before we move into
the house.
11) I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
12) …50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the
rest are plain filthy.
13) I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
14) The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
cleared.
15) Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour
and not fit to drink.
16) Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
17) Would you please send a man to repair my spout. I am an old age
Pensioner and need it badly.
18) I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning
at 6am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.
19) The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is
unsightly and dangerous.
20) Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a
third so please send someone round to do something about it.
21) I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please
do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every
night.
22) Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy
my wife.
23) I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I
still have no satisfaction.
24) This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can’t
get Channel BBC2 on the TV

I’m a captain for my tennis team and part of my job is to come up with funny awards for all of te girls. Any ideas? An example would be: Last year my frind Gabi got a garden trowel because she “wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed”. hopefully you guys can help me!!!!

I am highly disappointed by the music thats on the radio these days. Could anyone suggest to me any bands I should check out that might fit my taste? Some of my favorite bands are:
Tool, Alice In Chains, Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, Sound Garden
New or old, indie or not, i dont care, i just havent heard anything good lately that i havent been listening to while growing up. Thanks a lot

I have no idea what to get my mom or dad for christmas.
if this helps:
My mom like gardening, pretty things and cooking. shes somewhat spiritual and is an herbalist.
My dad is a nature person too. Loves the out doors. Very practical person.
think a little more then “get your mom gardening gloves and a basket with seeds and tools” and “get your dad a hiking stick” or things along thoes lines. Last year I got my mom a copper heart wind chime from gaiam and my dad a cherry pit neck pillow that you can heat in the microwave.

If anyone owns a plantation, crop canopy, even a veggie garden, do you use a weather station or weather device to record valuable data vital to the health of your plants? Like irrigation controllers, ET (evapotranspiration) controllers, greenhouse controllers, growing season forecasters, crop stress, etc. Even a simple home weather station will count. If so please tell my how you have set it up. The reason I ask is, next spring I plan to set up a weather station in my veggie garden, to act as a thermostat/growing season tool. So your input will be very important to me. 10 pts to best reply!
No dumb or unnessisary answers please.

10)God worried that Adam would be lost in the garden of Eden because he would’nt ask for directions.
9)God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the remote control for the TV.(it’s been noted that men don’t want to see what’s on television,they want to see what else is on.)
8)God knew Adam would never make a DR’S appointment.
7)God knew that when Adam’s fig leaf wore out. he would never buy himself another one for him self.
6)God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the bin’s.
5)God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply,but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.
4)As “keeper of the garden,”Adam would need help in finding his tool’s.
3)Adam needed someone to blame for the apple incident,and for anything else thet was really his fault.
2)As the bible says: “it’s not good for men to be alone”
And the number one reason of all:
God stepped back,looked at Adam, and declared:
“I can do better than that!”

Consider the following pairs of situations. In each pair explain which situation is more likely to be susceptible to coordination problems
(a) Maintenance of a homeowner’s lawn by a gardening company versus maintenance of a football or soccer stadium’s grass turf by a gardening company.
(b) Design of a toolbox to hold tools versus design of a wafer to hold the wires of a microscopic silicon chip.

I know it’s very early but this christmas I’m getting organised and so I know what everyone is getting. I’m doing a hamper of vegetable gardening related stuff as a present but I have no idea about any form of gardening. I’m thinking some seeds or whatever it is vegetables grow from, and maybe some tools. Anybody have any ideas??