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I think my friend is soooooooooooooo blonde…
… she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
… she thought a quarterback was a refund.
… she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
… she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
… she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
… she thought General Motors was in the Army.
… she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
… she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
… under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”.
… she tried to drown a fish.
… she tripped over a cordless phone.
… she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it
said “concentrate”.
… she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
… she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DONT WALK”.
… they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
… at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put “Sagittarius”.
… she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

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