Would You Like A Good Way To Honor Your Loyal Hamster?
When your hamster dies, do not fret… boil the deceased in some water and sugar until it thickens – thereby creating a jam. Bury a jar of said jam in your garden and await spring. I guarantee you will see new life from your garden in the form of a fresh patch of tulips.
Why? You always get tulips from hamster jam
Im speechless……….amused but speechless.
There is nothing better than roses on my piano…
No wait tulips on my organ.
I don’t have a hamster but do have a spare rooster’s testicle, would that work??
he he
sounds yummy.
Can you do the same with Terrapins?
Riiiiiiiight………………
Anyway………
Edit.
I’m so embarrassed. 3 minutes later and i’ve jost got it! haha! Tulips from hamster jam!
You’ve made my day honey!
Is not Hamster is Rat. The question was still funny though.
hahaha very funny
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A groaner, but worth the wait. Keep ‘em coming. jx
can you eat the jam?
maybe it would go well on my crackers with your fly cheddar??
original. definitely original.